Call me a slut, call me a whore. Call me annoying, call me a bore. Call me whatever the hell you adore, cause I don’t care anymore.

Sometimes I wish I had never met you because then I could go to bed at night not knowing there was someone like you out there.

Don’t cry because of 1 person. Remember, there is still 6, 790, 062, 215 people to smile to.

My middle finger gets boner when I think of you.

Friendship is like a book, it takes years to write but only seconds to burn.

I need some new haters. The old ones are starting to like me.

I don’t want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend. That’s why he’s with you.

”We can still be friends” is like saying ”the dog died, but we can keep it”

Don’t lie to the girl of your life, for the hoe of the night.